Me: Where’s Emma?
Greg: Out in the car. Me: WHY?? It’s too hot!
Greg: I have no idea. That’s what I told her but she didn’t want to come in.
Me: (thinking) WHATEVER. Crazy kid…
We finish up our shopping and head out to the car. (Greg had found a good spot after he dropped me off! Right by the door. He’s good at finding prime parking.) I get to the car and there is Emma: wilted, sweating, forlorn with the hardship of baking in what was essentially a really big oven for the previous 15 minutes.
Me: Emma, why didn’t you come in? It’s too freaking hot out here!
Emma: (Long, deep sigh…)Because I didn’t want to walk.
Me: What are you talking about??
Emma: I didn’t want to walk from the car to the store.
Me: You didn't leave the sweltering car to travel the 15 feet to the cool store because you didn't want to walk?
Emma: Yeah, I just didn't feel like it.
Me: That's what's called CRAZY LAZY, Emma.
Emma: Ugh, MOM!
(She deserved to bake.)